I had a strange vision early this afternoon related to this article:
Senate Republican Blocks Cost of Living Increase to Disabled Veterans
The Republican Senators gather around the Washington Monument, leaving their pants back at the office, they form a circle and with middle fingers extended, they DANCE! And they chant the sacred noise -"Hey ya, hi ya, fuck ya, fuck ya." Round and round they go, penises flapping, middle fingers waving, whooping to the sky, hoping that their sacred dance will once again be welcomed by the gods of Wall Street and they will get their quarterly windfall. The dance continues, faster and faster, as frantically they circle, raising the energy, until *whoosh!* the cone of power flies up into the sky, faster than light, and the Senators collapse, panting on the soft grass.
I request a moment of quiet rest as we appreciate the efforts of these proud individuals to maintain their campaign funds.
Finally they rise up again, and when they are once again united in the circle, they jerk off solemnly into the sacred slush-fund pot. The spooge, gathered in one place, is used to create a cosmetic that will hopefully make the Republican Presidential candidate white enough to pass muster for the next election.
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Returning from this vision, I find myself assaulted with yet another vision. This time it's a Republican Presidential campaign ad:
Vote for ------>>>> ROMNEYRYAN!!! Now with improved BLEACHING ACTION!!! Keeps your whites white and cleans up those pesky stains you inadvertently elected last term!!!
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And that's it. I'm not proud of my visions, but I felt like sharing.
